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Just for Fun: A Little Reminder of my Former First Lady 'Patience Jonathan'

Tuesday, 10 May 2016

/ by Charles Matthew
A Little Reminder of my Former First Lady 'Patience Jonathan' , we won't forget her too soon. 
Top Ten Speeches by our Former First Lady;

1.     My husband and Sambo is a good people 
2.     The President was once a child and the senators were once a children.
3.     My fellow widows.
4.     A good mother takes care of his children.(His children? Like Seriously?)
5.     The people sitting before youwere once a children. (Smh)

6.     Yes we are all happy for the effort, it is not easy to carry second in an international competition like this one,(addressing press men after Female Under-19 FIFAWorld Cup).
7.     The bombers who born them? Wasn't it not a woman? They were once a children now a adult now they are bombing women and children making some children a widow
8.     My heart feels sorry for these children who have become widows for loosing their parents for one reason or another. (Lmfao....)
9.     We should have love for our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY(Lwkmd)
10.  Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are responding to treatment. (Doctors and nurses?)
11.   would rather kill myself instead of committing suicide. (What's the difference?)
12.   Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhood lives on. (Manhood?)
13.   On behalf of 2million, I donate my family. (Laugh wan tear my belle o)
14.   Why will bokharam bomb last churches on christmas day, they don't have respect for Jesus, they are a very bad person, infact I'm a sadder woman right now and Mr. President is more saddest(Sad,sadder, saddest...)
15.   We all have HIV
16.   vote UMBLERRA and press your finger for UMBLERRA.
17.   Na only U waka come....ok! There is God oh.....

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